Tech Support Trouble Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
Coffee Lovers Unite I told my barista I needed a coffee strong enough to wake up my neighbors. She handed me a cup and said, “Here’s your espresso—good luck with the noise complaint!”
Gym Humor I joined a gym for the first time yesterday. The instructor said, “What’s your goal?” I said, “To get out of here without pulling a muscle.”
Pet Peeves My dog tried to write a joke for my blog, but it was too ruff. I told him to stick to fetching—he’s a natural at that!
Parenting Woes I asked my kid to clean their room. They said, “I can’t—I’m busy practicing my invisibility skills.” Touché, kid. Touché.
Weather Whims Why don’t clouds ever get promoted? Because they always drift away from responsibility
Bookworm Banter I told my bookshelf I needed a break from reading. It said, “Fine, but don’t shelf your dreams!”
