1. The Lazy Frog
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
2. The Forgetful Artist
Why did the artist break up with their paintbrush?
Because they just couldn’t find the right stroke!
3. The Lightbulb’s Dilemma
How many software developers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. That’s a hardware problem!
4. The Sneaky Calendar
Why did the calendar always get in trouble?
Because it kept getting dates wrong!
5. The Tired Battery
Why did the battery get kicked out of school?
Because it kept giving out too many charges!
6. The Hungry Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the restaurant?
Because it heard the food was to die for!
7. The Musical Cat
What do you call a cat that can sing?
A meow-sician!
8. The Overworked Pencil
Why was the pencil so stressed?
Because it couldn’t find its point!
9. The Confused Duck
Why did the duck go to therapy?
Because it had a quack in its self-esteem!
