Why did the mushroom go to the party?
Because he was a fungi!
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!
Why did the scarecrow break up with his girlfriend?
He felt he was just too corny!
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two-tired!
