1. Why did the cartoon chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the punchline!
2. What did the pencil say to the paper?
“I’m drawn to you!”
3. Why don’t cartoons ever get lost?
Because they always follow the lines!
4. What did the cat say when it lost all its money?
“I’m feline broke!”
5. Why did the cartoon bear sit on the clock?
Because it wanted to be on time!
6. What’s a cartoon’s favorite game?
Hide and go squeak!
7. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
8. What do you call a cartoon dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador!
9. Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
10. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
