What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why did the computer keep freezing?
It left its Windows open!
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because her students were so bright!
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crumby!
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might think it’s “R,” but it’s the “C” they love!
Why did the math teacher break up with the history teacher?
Because they had too many problems!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one!
