1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts!
2. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
3. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
4. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
5. Why was the broom late?
It swept in!
6. What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
8. What did one hat say to the other?
You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
9. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks?
In case he got a hole in one!
10. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
11. Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
12. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
13. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
14. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
15. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
