1. The Forgetful Chef
Why did the chef break up with his girlfriend?
Because he couldn’t find thyme for her!
2. The Smart Bee
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A maybee!
3. The Confused Computer
Why did the computer go to therapy?
It had too many bytes of anxiety!
4. The Dog’s Wisdom
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
“Ruff!”
5. The Cat’s Concert
Why did the cat sit on the piano?
Because it wanted to be a meow-sician!
6. The Chicken’s Dilemma
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
7. The Fish’s Plight
What did the fish say when it hit a wall?
“Damn!”
8. The Banana’s Slip
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
9. The Clock’s Confusion
Why did the clock break up with the calendar?
It felt like they were just going in circles!
10. The Farmer’s Secret
What do you call a farmer who counts cows?
A coagulator!
